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This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(Source: ohawkguy)

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is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker:

    So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

  • real hacker:

    But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

  • movie hacker:

    I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

  • real hacker:

    What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

  • movie hacker:

    Want me to break into the CIA next?

  • real hacker:

    I don't even think you should attempt to...

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

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